WordCount

WordCountâ„¢ is an artistic experiment in the way we use language. It presents the 86,800 most frequently used English words, ranked in order of commonness. Each word is scaled to reflect its frequency relative to the words that precede and follow it, giving a visual barometer of relevance. The larger the word, the more we use it. The smaller the word, the more uncommon it is.

http://www.wordcount.org/main.php

Here’s another interesting exercise in visually representing language, called Word Count. You can type in any word and find out how often it is used. “Wild” for example is number 1848, with Russian on one side (1847) and Liverpool (1849) on the other. The data base used is something called the British National Corpus, “a 100 million word collection of samples of written and spoken language from a wide range of sources, designed to represent a wide cross-section of current British English, both spoken and written.” That in itself is worth looking over.

One of the stranger side effects of this nicely designed site is that people began to find patterns in the sequences of word frequency counts. And, of course, they mailed the owner of the site, Jonathon Harris, to tell him what they found. This begot the WordCount Conspiracy Game, a search for apparent meaning in the lists of words. If you type in my first name, for example, you get this sequence, from 4115-4119, “washed ray removal organic pairs.” Who knew? Here are a few of my favorite Conspiracy Game listings:

992-995 america ensure oil opportunity
30523-30525 despotism clinching internet
4304-4307 microsoft aquire salary tremendous
17244-17246 neon porn convict
5283-5285 angel seeks supper

Another game is called 70s Movie Title Search, and they also have something called Query Count, which tracks the words people search for in Word Count. Can you guess what the number one word might be? When I checked: sex.


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What Would Christ Charge?

“We’ve got Gary and Joseph instead of Mary and Joseph in order to symbolize ACLU support for homosexual marriage, and of course there isn’t a Jesus in the manger,” said Chairman Tony McDonald. “The three Wise Men are Lenin, Marx, and Stalin because the founders of the ACLU were strident supporters of Soviet style Communism. The whole scene is a tongue-in-cheek way of showing the many ways that the ACLU and the far left are out of touch with the values of mainstream America.”

The scene will also display a terrorist shepherd and an angel in the form of Nancy Pelosi.

Young Conservatives of Texas at UT Austin

This was brought to my attention by the Democratic Underground.com site. The holiday season is here and of course the wacky Christian right will be complaining again about the “attack on Christmas.” In other words, they will try to impose their idea of Christianity on the rest of us and then whine about liberal bias when they are stopped. You would think they would have better things to do with their time.

Historically, Christianity fought usury, for example, which would seem to be an useful struggle in an age of too easy credit and pay day loans. This is something that truly afflicts the poor this time of year. Instead, you have Christian Faith Financial which will lend you money using your paycheck as collateral for an absurdly high interest charge. According to the site, “fees charged on payday loans online range from $15 to $30 on each $100 advanced. Stated another way, annual percentage rates for payday loans generally range between 400 and 1000 APR. ”

It’s not really interest, though, they assure us, it’s more like a fee. That’s what I call Christian charity! A nice anecdote might be the Post-Purchase Deity Evaluation Form. Or the Frontline piece, “The Secret History of the Credit Card.” As it turns out, these usury laws were only recently overturned. That means, of course, that we could put them back if we chose.

Wikipedia Entry on Usury: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usury#Usury_in_scholastic_theology

Post-Purchase Deity Evaluation Form: http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~ebeach/deity.html

Christian Faith Financial: http://www.christianfaithfinancial.com/leads/leadform.jsp

Frontline, “The Secret History of the Credit Card”: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/credit/


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Tom Mangan’s Banned for Life

“This page is devoted to those expressions so hackneyed and insufferable that they should be forever banned from the nation’s news reports.”

from Tom Mangan’s Banned for Life

Mangan is a bit of a crab, and on the curt side, but for all of the right reasons. Since this is the “holiday season” here is a relevant entry from November 17:

Rounding the Corner

Holidays bring out the trite in writers everywhere. What say we banish this banality for all time:

“Christmas is just around the corner.”

The fact that I removed a “Tis the season” from a story just yesterday tells me my work is not done here.

Posted by tmangan at 11:32 AM

He also has an ongoing list of his “most hated expressions” which should be printed on a magnet and posted on every writer’s refrigerator. Here they are:

  • ” ‘Tis the Season” at Christmas.
  • Campaign “war chests.”
  • Downpours that “couldn’t dampen the spirits” of all those upon whom the rain fell.
  • “Play in Peoria” in any story or headline relating to the central Illinois town of my birth.
  • “The good news is …. the bad news is….”

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    Double Wires

    [avi width=”320″ height=”240″]http://onemorelevel.com/games3/double-wires.swf[/avi]

    Here’s a cool game, and it’s fun to watch like this, but it won’t work until you get to the site, here.