Cheater Pie

At one level, the ongoing effort to stop cheating in college (To Stop Cheats, Colleges Learn Their Trickery) is simply the ongoing effort to get relatively young adults to take their life seriously. In that sense,there’s nothing to worry about because most students eventually start taking their lives seriously. At some point, the game of college inevitably gets consequential.

The myth of the frat boy conning and cheating his way through college is just that, largely a myth. At another level, though, cheating is an inevitable by-product of mass education– or, at least, of the worse aspects of mass education. If a teacher gives the same generic assignment on Shakespeare every semester for twenty years (“Discuss the role of the Jester in…”) it’s easy to buy the paper.

Reasonable class sizes and workloads make this less likely, of course. As the article notes, too, in writing a lot of cheating– plagiarism– can be eliminated with a good explanation of how and when to cite your sources. It’s the multiple choice test that’s really at the heart of all of the anxiety about cheating, becuase it’s so technically simple. There’s no ambiguity about the answers.

I imagine that a lot of students at these high-stakes schools would be tempted to cheat even when they have a fairly good grasp of the material. At the top of the status pyramid seemingly incremental changes in grade point averages could– or could seem to–have all sorts of repercussions. It’s that pressure that makes cheating as American as apple pie- or steroids …

Real Reform

The pubic school system in the U.S. has long been the Afghanistan of the right wing: the place where all of their dreams of hegemony and empire are destroyed. In modern times, the right’s dislike, if not hatred of public education is certainly rooted in the Civil Rights movement, and in desegregation. But it has deeper roots as well.

How do you nurture an abiding hatred of the government when just about everyone has attended a government-run school? Even worse, the public schools have long been strongly unionized. So the right’s strategy has been to take (what they consider) their money elsewhere: to charter schools. It’s just white flight.

The Obama administration should have a clear cut education agenda: stop the attacks on teachers and strengthen the public schools through full funding. There’s no shortage of good ideas about how to improve the schools, either; my favorites are integrated environmental curricula, like the “Edible Schoolyard” project.

Instead, Obama keeps pushing Bush-era policies and not surprisingly teachers are getting nervous about the ongoing threat of massive layoffs (Teachers’ Union Shuns Obama Aides at Convention). Meanwhile Secretary of Education Duncan works the appeasement angle.

Duncan’s remarks are interesting. She sent the National Alliance of Charter Schools a speech, but didn’t appear in person, and she “challenges” them to do better, etc., implying what’s now become obvious: a charter is no magic panacea for anything; charters don’t do better, as a whole, than the public schools.

He political advice is telling. “I think building stronger relationships,” she says, “with CBC, the Congressional Black Caucus, the Hispanic Caucus, building better relationships with the leaders of the civil rights organizations…” In other words, your class and race roots are showing, and you’d better fix it.

Never Let a Crisis Pass Unused

Every time there’s a budget problem the weasels come out of the woodwork, each with a plan to gut a program they never thought should be funded in the first place. That’s how, step by step, we’ve gotten to the point where the arts in the public schools, not to mention physical education, has largely been eliminated.

You’ll never hear a top administrator say, “Wait. Drawing and music is too important to loose. All of us in the top 25% of the district salary range will take a pay cut for the next two years.” The current crisis is no exception. At least one Representative, though, David R. Obey, is going against the grain.

Obey wants to use almost a billion dollars to prevent what many feel might grow into massive teacher layoffs in the next fiscal year (Lawmaker wants to shift some ‘Race to the Top’ funds to prevent teacher layoffs). “When a ship is sinking,” Obey says with rare common sense, “you don’t worry about redesigning a room.”

Obey has yet to be successful; in part becuase his idea might delay the “Race to the Top” program designed to re-tool “No Child Left Behind.” Who wants large scale lay offs in the public schools? Perhaps a demoralized union would accept some of the uglier changes, like merit pay, proposed in the so-called reforms…