Here’s the (Corrupt, War Mongering, Lying) Zeitgeist: Word of the Year

Merriam-Webster’s #1 Word of the Year

1. truthiness (noun)

1 : “truth that comes from the gut, not books” (Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report,” October 2005)
2 : “the quality of preferring concepts or facts one wishes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true”
(American Dialect Society, January 2006)

2. google
3. decider
4. war
5. insurgent
6. terrorism
7. vendetta
8. sectarian
9. quagmire
10. corruption

http://www.webster.com/info/06words.htm
It’s not a pretty list, when you think about it, except maybe that we had google (proper noun or verb ) to thank for our ability to swim around in all the information about corruption, lying, and war that has dominated the zeitgeist this year. On the other hand, they were the company that included this (#6) in their Corporate Philosophy: “You can make money without being evil.”

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The Christian Book, the Jewish Book: Louis Black


Since we don’t have Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor to explain the Christian use of the Bible, we have to rely on Louis Black. Good enough. It’s a little long, I know, but it’s worth it. “If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago,” Lenny Bruce once said, “Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.” I guess now if he were killed now it would be little needles or clusters of vials.


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A Very John Lennon Holiday

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And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let’s hope it’s a good one
Without any fear
War is over
If you want it
War is over
Now…

John Lennon, Shaved Fish, 1971

Since it’s the holiday season, it must be time to release some important classified information! The above images of newly released files on John Lennon (which are also a live link to the John Lennon FBI files website) are still slightly redacted, as they say, but mostly legible. “The files were released to University of California, Irvine, historian Jon Wiener [on December 19, 2006] … Portions of the files had been withheld under the claim that releasing them would “endanger the national security.”

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Three Famous Commas

  1. THE FATAL COMMA
    Czarina Maria Fyodorovna once saved the life of a man by transposing a single comma in a warrant signed by her husband, Alexander III, which exiled a criminal to imprisonment and death in Siberia. On the bottom of the warrant the czar had written: `Pardon impossible, to be sent to Siberia.’ The czarina changed the punctuation so that her husband’s instructions read: `Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia.’ The man was set free.
  2. THE BLASPHEMOUS COMMA
    In several editions of the King James Bible, Luke 23:32 is changed entirely by the absence of a comma. In the passage that describes the other men crucified with Christ, the erroneous editions read: `And there were also two other malefactors.’ Instead of counting Christ as a malefactor, the passage should read: `And there were also two other, malefactors.’
  3. THE MILLION-DOLLAR COMMA
    The US government lost at least a million dollars through the slip of a comma. In the tariff act passed on June 6, 1872, a list of duty-free items included: `Fruit plants, tropical and semitropical’. A government clerk accidentally altered the line to read: `Fruit, plants tropical and semitropical’. Importers successfully contended that the passage, as written, exempted all tropical and semitropical plants from duty fees. This cost the US a fortune until May 9, 1874, when the passage was amended to plug the hole.

I always think these sorts of grammatical stories are apocryphal, but these seem to me to be persuasive examples. They are taken from a Canongate Books website for The Book of Lists by By David Wallechinsky & Amy Wallace. Their other lists include 13 Sayings of Woody Allen, 17 Pairs of Contradictory Proverbs, 23 Obscure and Obsolete Words, and 33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names.


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