The Double-Tongued Dictionary records undocumented or under-documented words from the fringes of English. It focuses upon slang, jargon, and other niche categories which include new, foreign, hybrid, archaic, obsolete, and rare words.
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Today is the day after Thanksgiving, and it’s a fat and lazy kind of day. I’m not going the mall. So I thought I would crib today’s post from one of my favorite sources of odd English language phrases, the Double Tongued Dictionary. And that, of course, reminds me of Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary, although I guess the two aren’t connected. The quote in the subject line is part of Bierce’s entry for “zeal.” Here are a few recent entries from the Double Tongued Dictionary, starting with one that seems particularly appropriate this time of the year:
vomit draft n. the first rough version of a piece of writing. Related: scanlation, king, English, Arts & Literature, Slang
Citations: 1990 Roger Cohen New York TImes (Aug. 14) â€œBooks of The Times; A Manâ€™s Fight for the Rain Forestâ€: In one of countless references to himself, he describes how he wrote a 714-page â€œvomit draftâ€ of the book in the last three months of last year. Even at half that length in its final form, the book is a trifle emetic. 1996 [Randy Witlicki] Usenet: misc.writing.screenplays (Sept. 17) â€œRe: Help! I Canâ€™t Get Started!!â€: Vomit Draft, Junk Writing Tango, etc. Thereâ€™s lots of names for what you have to do: Write FAST and donâ€™t look back. 2002 Ved Mehta All For Love (Oct.) p. 68: Later, reading her typed notes, I was embarrassed that I had subjected her to what I thought of as a â€œvomit draft,â€ from which I hoped to build a narrative one day. 2006 Lois Corcoran Daily Press (Escanaba, Michigan) (Oct. 26) â€œA novel ideaâ€: And you can join themâ€”even if your grammar grates and your spelling stinks. Your only goal is to finish whatâ€™s fondly called the â€œvomit draft.â€ Be assured that much of your novel will reek. But just as a slimy oyster shelters a shimmering pearl, so your story will harbor its own gem.
burping bedpost n. a bassoon. Related: scuffling, spank the plank, English, Music, Slang
Citations: 1954 John Pyskaty Chicago Tribune (Mar. 9) â€œA Line Oâ€™ Type Or Twoâ€ p. 16: Bassoonâ€”burping bedpost. 1994 [LadyRoo of Elight’s Kingdo] Usenet: rec.arts.marching.misc (July 14) â€œMy Only Gong Storyâ€: Because I played an instrument during concerst season that was â€œinappropriateâ€ for marching (the wonderful burping bedpost, also known as the bassoon), I was relegated to the Pit section. 2000 Elizabeth Clay @ Columbus, Ohio U-Wire (Jan. 10) â€œOhio State U. hosts 14th annual Bassoon Dayâ€: Ellen Lurie, a 17-year-old from Troy, Ohio said her music teacher gave her the nickname â€œburping bedpostâ€ when she first began to play the bassoon. 2006 Richard O. Jones Oxford Press (Ohio) (Nov. 16) â€œSt. Julie Billiart Church hosts Tillmann Concertâ€: â€œThe bassoon is one of the unsung heroes of the orchestra,â€ said Stanbery, who is also a bassoon player. â€œItâ€™s sometimes called â€œa burping bedpost,â€ but we prefer to refer to it as the â€˜king of instruments.â€˜â€œ
creamy layer n. (in India) the wealthiest citizens in the lowest castes. Related: potel, thulp, steady ticket, double-back, scrub, green GDP, English, India, Employment, Money & Finance
Editorial Note: This term has come about because of discussions about assigning quotas, or reservations, for certain jobs to guarantee that they are given to individuals in groups that have been historically or traditionally discriminated against.