Here’s the (Corrupt, War Mongering, Lying) Zeitgeist: Word of the Year

Merriam-Webster’s #1 Word of the Year

1. truthiness (noun)

1 : “truth that comes from the gut, not books” (Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report,” October 2005)
2 : “the quality of preferring concepts or facts one wishes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true”
(American Dialect Society, January 2006)

2. google
3. decider
4. war
5. insurgent
6. terrorism
7. vendetta
8. sectarian
9. quagmire
10. corruption

http://www.webster.com/info/06words.htm
It’s not a pretty list, when you think about it, except maybe that we had google (proper noun or verb ) to thank for our ability to swim around in all the information about corruption, lying, and war that has dominated the zeitgeist this year. On the other hand, they were the company that included this (#6) in their Corporate Philosophy: “You can make money without being evil.”

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Three Famous Commas

  1. THE FATAL COMMA
    Czarina Maria Fyodorovna once saved the life of a man by transposing a single comma in a warrant signed by her husband, Alexander III, which exiled a criminal to imprisonment and death in Siberia. On the bottom of the warrant the czar had written: `Pardon impossible, to be sent to Siberia.’ The czarina changed the punctuation so that her husband’s instructions read: `Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia.’ The man was set free.
  2. THE BLASPHEMOUS COMMA
    In several editions of the King James Bible, Luke 23:32 is changed entirely by the absence of a comma. In the passage that describes the other men crucified with Christ, the erroneous editions read: `And there were also two other malefactors.’ Instead of counting Christ as a malefactor, the passage should read: `And there were also two other, malefactors.’
  3. THE MILLION-DOLLAR COMMA
    The US government lost at least a million dollars through the slip of a comma. In the tariff act passed on June 6, 1872, a list of duty-free items included: `Fruit plants, tropical and semitropical’. A government clerk accidentally altered the line to read: `Fruit, plants tropical and semitropical’. Importers successfully contended that the passage, as written, exempted all tropical and semitropical plants from duty fees. This cost the US a fortune until May 9, 1874, when the passage was amended to plug the hole.

I always think these sorts of grammatical stories are apocryphal, but these seem to me to be persuasive examples. They are taken from a Canongate Books website for The Book of Lists by By David Wallechinsky & Amy Wallace. Their other lists include 13 Sayings of Woody Allen, 17 Pairs of Contradictory Proverbs, 23 Obscure and Obsolete Words, and 33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names.


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WordCount

WordCountâ„¢ is an artistic experiment in the way we use language. It presents the 86,800 most frequently used English words, ranked in order of commonness. Each word is scaled to reflect its frequency relative to the words that precede and follow it, giving a visual barometer of relevance. The larger the word, the more we use it. The smaller the word, the more uncommon it is.

http://www.wordcount.org/main.php

Here’s another interesting exercise in visually representing language, called Word Count. You can type in any word and find out how often it is used. “Wild” for example is number 1848, with Russian on one side (1847) and Liverpool (1849) on the other. The data base used is something called the British National Corpus, “a 100 million word collection of samples of written and spoken language from a wide range of sources, designed to represent a wide cross-section of current British English, both spoken and written.” That in itself is worth looking over.

One of the stranger side effects of this nicely designed site is that people began to find patterns in the sequences of word frequency counts. And, of course, they mailed the owner of the site, Jonathon Harris, to tell him what they found. This begot the WordCount Conspiracy Game, a search for apparent meaning in the lists of words. If you type in my first name, for example, you get this sequence, from 4115-4119, “washed ray removal organic pairs.” Who knew? Here are a few of my favorite Conspiracy Game listings:

992-995 america ensure oil opportunity
30523-30525 despotism clinching internet
4304-4307 microsoft aquire salary tremendous
17244-17246 neon porn convict
5283-5285 angel seeks supper

Another game is called 70s Movie Title Search, and they also have something called Query Count, which tracks the words people search for in Word Count. Can you guess what the number one word might be? When I checked: sex.


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Tom Mangan’s Banned for Life

“This page is devoted to those expressions so hackneyed and insufferable that they should be forever banned from the nation’s news reports.”

from Tom Mangan’s Banned for Life

Mangan is a bit of a crab, and on the curt side, but for all of the right reasons. Since this is the “holiday season” here is a relevant entry from November 17:

Rounding the Corner

Holidays bring out the trite in writers everywhere. What say we banish this banality for all time:

“Christmas is just around the corner.”

The fact that I removed a “Tis the season” from a story just yesterday tells me my work is not done here.

Posted by tmangan at 11:32 AM

He also has an ongoing list of his “most hated expressions” which should be printed on a magnet and posted on every writer’s refrigerator. Here they are:

  • ” ‘Tis the Season” at Christmas.
  • Campaign “war chests.”
  • Downpours that “couldn’t dampen the spirits” of all those upon whom the rain fell.
  • “Play in Peoria” in any story or headline relating to the central Illinois town of my birth.
  • “The good news is …. the bad news is….”

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