Continental Ignorance

I posted a Louis Black video a few weeks ago in which he made fun of people who believed that man and dinosaurs lived side by side. I mostly thought that he was exaggerating. As it turns out, he wasn’t. This wacky guy– “Charley” believes exactly that and he is not alone. Here Charley tries to prove that continental drift is actually evidence of the Great Flood and Noah’s Arc. I am not making that up. Like Black said, you can’t be kind about this kind of thing. Still, Charley is his own best parody.

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Dr. Martin Luther King: This Madness Must Cease

Somehow this madness must cease. We must stop now. I speak as a child of God and brother to the suffering poor of Vietnam. I speak for those whose land is being laid waste, whose homes are being destroyed, whose culture is being subverted. I speak for the poor of America who are paying the double price of smashed hopes at home and death and corruption in Vietnam. I speak as a citizen of the world, for the world as it stands aghast at the path we have taken. I speak as an American to the leaders of my own nation. The great initiative in this war is ours. The initiative to stop it must be ours.

This is the message of the great Buddhist leaders of Vietnam. Recently one of them wrote these words:

“Each day the war goes on the hatred increases in the heart of the Vietnamese and in the hearts of those of humanitarian instinct. The Americans are forcing even their friends into becoming their enemies. It is curious that the Americans, who calculate so carefully on the possibilities of military victory, do not realize that in the process they are incurring deep psychological and political defeat. The image of America will never again be the image of revolution, freedom and democracy, but the image of violence and militarism.”

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Office of Public Humiliation: Division of the (Kinder and Gentler) Grammar Police

“English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment, and education — Sometimes it’s sheer luck, like getting across the street.”
– E. B. White

“The greater part of the world’s troubles are due to questions of grammar.”
– Michel de Montaigne

from ETNI’s “Grammar Quotes

How do we control grammar? We have to have some rules, right? Otherwise, no one would understand each other. Maybe. English is a mongrel mutt of a language, full of all sorts of odd imports and add ons and historical oddities. It’s no wonder we get it wrong so often. Have you ever wondered why nothing rhymes with orange or pajama?

One explanation is that they are both words adapted from non-European languages. Orange, according to FreeDictionary.com, “is possibly ultimately from Dravidian, a family of languages spoken in southern India and northern Sri Lank.” [http://www.tfd.com/orange]. Pajama, is from the Persian word for pants [http://www.tfd.com/pajama]

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Ladys and Gentleman, the Butthole Surfers


Via: VideoSift

We used to go see these guys in Austin, TX, in the 80s. They were a lot stranger then, but this is a pretty cool song. This seems like an appropriate phrase on the day our president decides to outline his plan for a so-called ‘surge’ into Iraq. That’s what I call surfing on your butt! Oh, and you can listen to their web-radio too. Bush was also, of course, the (I meant to do that!) Shrub Governor of TX, too, in the 90s.


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